Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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