you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
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We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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