i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I lost the right to judge tonight
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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