he thought i was a dude.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
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