did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
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In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
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