Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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