ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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