He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
My life is pants optional.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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