what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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