sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
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I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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