i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
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I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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