do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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