oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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