I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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