Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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