If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
