you mean i was at the winter classic?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
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He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
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Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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