And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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