JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Fuck appropriateness.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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