I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
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She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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