Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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