he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
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sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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I want to be your penis for a week.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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