it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
