Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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