Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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