I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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