so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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