Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
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I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
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