And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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