what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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