Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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