My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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