can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
its liver damage thursday
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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