THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
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i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
You can make out without kissing
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