I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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