Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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