you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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