i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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