Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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