Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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