i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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