is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
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The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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