Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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