Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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