she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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