is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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