i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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