In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
how drunk are you?
Several
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