and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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