I must be too annoying 4 u.
More tranny stories later!
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Randomize
