I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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