Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
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In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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