wake up i wanna do it froggy style
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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